So it should have come as no surprise that when Ruth, now 4, decided she wanted to enter a race on her bike, Ruth was going to enter a race on her bike. Or rather, on her brother’s bike. Ruth had decided that she was going to need something more competitive than her 16” wheels, so 'Merida' was consigned to the cupboard and Ruth pestered Daddy until he conceded that she could have a go on the semi-retired 20” Islabikes Beinn, which, she pointed out, she could test ride on the turbo trainer. The reach was a bit more of a stretch than ideal, but having taken it for a spin around our usual training ground, the nearby “Secret Squirrel Velodrome”, Tom was happy enough that she wasn’t going to do herself a mischief.
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Training with Dan Lloyd. Like a boss. |
So it was that we found ourselves headed for the Milton Keynes Bowl on the cold but sunny morning of 30 September.
Until this morning, I associated “the Bowl” with concerts - not bike racing. We arrive in the car park (such is our eagerness that we are uncharacteristically early) and get Beinn the bike out, and some extra layers to keep Ruth warm while we wait for the race to start.
Kit is very important to our little people. They want to feel part of things, so Ruth was already fully kitted out in her mini Canyon-SRAM jersey, her tri shorts and leg warmers (again, shamelessly pinched from big brother @Thomas_Ivor) and had been since she arrived in our bedroom at 6am declaring herself “ready”. Rhoda, likewise, absolutely required full cycling kit for her role as her big sister’s chief cheerleader, but equally absolutely shunned the idea of wearing anything to cover her legs, so it was shorts for her.

We were ready: time to sign on. We walked through to the bowl from the car park. As well as being Ruth’s first cyclocross race, it was also Mummy’s first time at a cyclocross race.
It is probably time for a confession: I am not sure I really understand the point of cyclocross racing. It appears to me that a group of fully grown adults, and a smaller number of children, take their bikes to chase around a churned up patch of grass over which they ride lap after identical lap and then go home in a muddy mess having gone, well, nowhere. However, I am not one to stand in the way of a dream, so I donned my wellies and kept my counsel.
Arriving at the gates, I look around and take in the Bowl, filled with what looks like several hundred miles of plastic tape marking out a course that traverses and climbs the sides and bottom of the bowl, disappearing off into trees. I try to work out where you get into the taped labyrinth for practice. I can see the start/finish line, but struggle to work out much more than that.
Clearly the under 8s weren’t going to tackle the whole course (not unless we wanted the race to last an entire week), but which bit would they race over? The flat bit at the bottom? How was four year old Ruth going to fare with navigating her way around this? Good job we came early for a look at the course, I thought.

This was no flat course, and Ruth was soon having to work out that she needed to get off and push her bike up the sloped side of the bowl, before getting back on to roll down again. This all took quite a long time, and she lost confidence as other kids warming up zipped up and down past her. Urged on by her friend Jake (racing in the U10s) and Daddy, she was soon back with us in the start area to be marshalled.
The body warmer came off. The drinks bottle found its way to Mummy’s handbag (where all discarded items belonging to the children seem to end up, no matter what I do) in the name of "weight saving", and she was ready.
There were quite a few parents watching, but most it seemed were getting ready to race themselves. At aged 4, racing in the under 8s, Ruth was one of the youngest competitors. She looked serious as she listened to the commissaire’s instructions. As the race began, there was such a look of determination written across her features- I have never seen her so intent on anything. They were off, with Daddy strategically positioned further up the course to help make sure Ruth goes the right way through the taped maze...
Rhoda and Mummy begin whooping and hollering: “Go Ruth! Whooooo!”. Mummy realises that she might be the only grown up cheering. What is wrong with everyone? Why is no one else cheering? Wait, no, there is someone else shouting. That would be Daddy. We are potentially committing a cycle parent faux pas - I have no idea. Maybe people don’t cheer? They definitely cheer at road races. Does cyclocross have different rules?
The race moves away from the start/finish line, and Rhoda and I set off for the side of the bowl where we know Ruth will struggle to push her bike up and around. There is an interminable wait (at least three minutes) until we can see Ruth well enough to see how she’s doing. She is dead last. She is crying but she is still riding the bike. She approaches the bottom of the hill and looks unsure. “That’s it Ruth” - I can hear Tom hollering. “Jump off and push, now”
“GO RUTH!” Rhoda joins in.
“Push your bike to Mummy - good girl - you can do it!”
She heaves. The grass is wet and she struggles for grip. She sobs, but she doesn’t stop. The first child laps her. She stops while they pass her but then she is moving again.
“Ruthie, Ruthie, Ruthie! You’re doing it - keep going!”
We are still the only parents cheering. People are looking. And frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. That’s my girl, and I’m going to make ALL the noise for her.
She crests the hill, briefly triumphant. Rhoda and I are jubilant and immediately make a lot more noise. Tom (down the bottom) is louder still.
Now, get back on the bike, Ruth, I think.
She is still walking. She turns and looks doubtfully at the slope back down, now churned by the wheels of the previous 30 odd kids to pass over it (twice by now). She stops and looks some more.
“Get on your bike, Ruth”, I venture.
“Ride the bike, Ruth”, I hear Tom shouting from some considerable distance away, and briefly register what a ludicrous thing to shout this must sound to anyone else who came here to watch a bike race.
Ruth has rolled down slopes like this hundreds of times, but in this moment she has misplaced the confidence to do it. She scrambles down slowly on foot until she is back on the level. She is still running with the bike.

I can see Tom jogging along with her. She is making good progress along the bottom of the bowl, and then, they are back at the slope again.
“You can do it, Ruth, up you come!”
She gets off, she grits her teeth. She wails, she cries, she shouts, she growls, but she does it. Herself. She is up. Other parents look at us like we are a) insane and b) possibly torturing our daughter, who is by now so far behind the field that it is starting to look like she isn’t even in the same race.
“Ruthie! Ruthie! Ruthie! You’re a star! You did it! Woooohooo!”
She rounds the corner and again refuses to ride down the slope, and slip-slithers her way back down. The determination face is there again at the bottom. She is going to finish this.
Rhoda and I hare back down to the finish area, waiting for the marshals to allow us to cross the course to get back.
Ruth is there, muddy, beaming ear to ear. She came in last, and probably about a minute after the rest of the race finished, one lap down on most of the other participants, but she did it.

Medals awarded, Ruth is back to business. “Mummy, I have thought of what I would like. An egg sandwich. And when we do this next week, I would like to win”.
"Next week?" What? We have to do this again?
Footnote: Ruth has indeed been Cyclocrossing again, on a brand new steed. As if we could stop her...
